It's so simple: oh my god. Today we're going back into the evil black hole that is tick tock. I'm actually scared this time around, because i went on tick-tock once last week to watch one video and that becomes five and ten and eleven and the next thing you know i've been stuck there for like two hours straight kinda, like my last marriage with my ex-husband Mike backholder, so today we're going down the rabbit hole once again to react to trading and investing advice on tick tock. Hopefully, this time around i get to come back alive with my soul.

We had a lot of fun last time around and you guys told me that you loved it. So i figured especially when the entire market has been kind of a bummer. We all could use some labs right now. As you already know, i'm very against chat, room alerts or buy and sell signals, and nowadays that's why all the cool kids are doing a tick, tock flexing with those rented lamborghinis and giving advice on the next stocks or cryptos that is going to the moon.

The irony is, nothing is going to the moon in this kind of market, except for elon musk's twitter subscribers. I've never seen any of today's tick tock videos, so i think it's going to be a lot of fun. So, let's get started right now make sure to destroy the like button, just like so and subscribe to see more videos like these in the future. I'm actually scared.

Okay, please don't be too loud. Please, like never last time was so loud. I declare bankruptcy. That's me.

Every single morning i wake up. I see a sea of red on my screen, i'm just like dear diary, i'm bankrupt once again and i didn't know i can go bankrupt more than one time. Okay, this guy again, oh my god. I love this guy.

Oh i've been living. I think, that's him! That's him in real life trying to smash those bits and not short the market down. That's what happens. They are literally teenagers making more than their parents by copying and pasting.

My trades, i don't think so. Oh, my god, i didn't know day trading can uh make you have a seizure holy crap, that's uh, that's that was me in my first year good times. For me, it was more like i was like be on the edge of the table and just like watch the tickers and then like when it goes down. I'd be really really scared to cover my eyes, thinking that if i cover my eyes then then that must not be real right and at the end it was tank.

So anyways, that's how i usually lose my money by covering my eyes. I like this guy. I like how this person thinks i'm realized, bro you're good, they haven't realized it yet passive outcome. Oh man, you're right as long as i'm realized you just keep holding and holding and holding and eventually it'll go back up, hopefully in like maybe three years.

If it's a large cap stocks, they are likely to go back up, but if it's like the small cap stocks or the mid caps or stocks that have really bad fundamentals and bad cash cash balance sheets, most of them don't come back up bankruptcy hold on. You can see the license plate. Somebody go wrong. A license plate check, that's probably a rental, because if it's a personal car, they're gon na blur out the license plate, numbers simple, so simple, simple, i can do it too where's my iphone where's, my iphone.

Where is it come on steve jobs, but i mean tim cook, steve jobs did when the stocks are are high. Okay, and i like to see when, when, when they're low, that's the big interesting, sometimes they're really high, sometimes they're, very high, the stocks. That's when you're right, that's what you want to sell when they're very high you buy, you buy them when they're down there yeah i mean i have graphs. I have some graphs.

I can show you if you pay attention to these patterns here pro tip. I think it's fine if you want to learn about stocks and investing on tick, tock uh, but don't learn dating advice on tick, tock, okay or else you'll be like me. They ask you how you are you just have to say that you're fine, when you're, not really okay, turn 2.5 k into 1.2 million man excited for the group. Small account games.

Wait. I think your gains, you know, have been the highlight yeah. I just ended the day about uh 1.2 million. It all started from 2500 yeah all star from 2 500.

in less than three weeks right, yeah. Well, congrats man thanks man, life-changing story yeah! That's me too trust me bro. I did that too turn two thousand dollars into two million in one week come on people. The stock market will never make you rich.

I promise you that, no matter what you think, whatever strategy you deploy, you're not going to get rich by investing in stock market and have you ever heard of someone who became rich by doing something yeah, i have what what are you talking about? Instead, you need to have a better investment vehicle like real estate or building your own business. If you think you're going to get rich from the stock market run, the numbers take the compounding interest and you can check out, and you can see that the number checks out. Yes, you can invest in the stock market consistently over a period of time and have some exponential returns. I'm not saying he's completely wrong because sure like if you invest in just the index, you probably get average returns, but even the average return, let's just say, with seven percent a year, compounded over 20 30 years.

That's still substantial and remember, you're still contributing and investing. You know every couple of months with your income. What's left over from your income anytime, you see the word easy it should like. You know you should like see like a red flag.

Nothing is ever easy. I've learned many different strategies, some didn't work for me and some has worked really well. For me, none of the strategies are ever easy to learn. That's the reason i don't ever trade just based on candlestick patterns you're, seeing only one side of the market you're, seeing one factor when in reality, when you are actually trading with an edge, you need fundamental catalysts.

You need to know the price action history of the stock. You need to know about the market environment. You need to know about the float um, the market cap, the institutional ownership there's just so much more than just looking at the pattern and just by when you see this pattern, so i think out of those picks. I agree with most of it like apple alphabet, tesla uh, even bitcoin like i hold some bitcoin, i don't know about paypal.

I feel like there's so many other business models, that's similar or better than paypal, someone's calling me. Oh no, it's my ex-husband calling me this. One simple strategy: simple, okay, simple is okay, you know simple and easy are not the same thing right. Easy means it's very easy to and simple means it's not easy, but it's simple to unders, i'm esl! Okay, you! You probably get that by now.

Okay, but simple and easy are not the same: just just go: google it can make you huge gains trading, huge gains once you see it enter then you're gon na exit, the trade once the rsi becomes overbought for a short trade. Wait for price to be below the super ichi cloud. Wait for a breakout signal enter then exit once the rsi is oversold. Here's the thing it looks very clear and perfect in hindsight, but when you're trading in real time, oh, oh, the stock is over this rsi.

Whatever number oh, but it's below now, two minutes later, oh it's above it now 10 minutes later, but kind of like what we talked about earlier about trading strategies. It needs to have layers so sure, maybe that one set of indicator can be one of the layers, but you need to take into consideration other things too, about the stock fundamentals or market conditions, blah blah blah. So this, i would call this the one simple strategy to lose your money. Hey this guy said that i didn't say it.

I just okay, i'm just going to watch it again. I feel bad for not listening to him talk yeah. I didn't change my mind. I still feel the same way: okay, but at least i tried at least i tried: okay, good nice, nice job 265, 000 trading stocks.

It's okay in the grand scheme of things having a high tax bill means you made a lot of money. So in the grand scheme of things it's okay right think about it. Would you, rather, you know, make two hundred thousand dollars and make have to pay seventy thousand dollars in taxes or make forty thousand dollars and only have to make to pay ten thousand dollars in taxes, at least right here in canada? Yes, we have a pretty high tax rate, but i do genuinely feel like the taxes i pay are going to some things, not all the things i'd like to see. Like you know, i would like to see free lamborghinis for everyone, but you know if you want to enjoy.

You know the nice, you know facilities, you have the public transit, you know the the. What else is there? The public transit and the public transit and the bike lanes i wan na see what else am i paying my taxes for and we did it. We survived another round of tick-tock reactions. You can now follow me on tik-tok, instagram, twitter and facebook, and no, i do not have multiple accounts for each social media.

Okay. So if you get some weirdo trying to be me messaging you about crypto or they're gon na trade, for you um, that's a scam! Uh please report and block those fake accounts. If you enjoyed the video, please remember to drop a like and subscribe. Thank you guys so much for watching.

As always, i'm the humble trader and i'll see you guys next time easy.