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36 thoughts on “How to make $1 million fast day trading (april fools parody video)”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars timemachine78 says:

    Still waiting for the bad jokes. Lol. Great 👍 vid!!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Absolute Senpai says:

    Yoooo this parody still holds true even now. The amount of "day trading guru" that advertise their "teachings" like this is sooo many hahaha

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Overcast Friday says:

    Spyder is an open top car, so this can't be an Aventador Spyder.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Far Rider says:

    Nice work, hope to see more of this type of content although I know they are a lot of work to produce. 👍

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dave Larsen says:

    That just made my Day!

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Paola Arcia says:

    🤣🤣 that was hilarious!! I love it!

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Roak Nagg says:

    are you yoko ono's grand daughter?

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars R J says:

    Loved this one. Let's have some more fun stuff from time to time. Thanks for all the help. You are the only one I follow and trust. Good Job

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Luis Contreras says:

    Hahahahahahaha. Good video

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Daniel Yim says:

    reminds me of SNL Show

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars James Madden says:

    im seeing this a year late but its sad that some people fall for this kind of stuff. Great video.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Doomer HQ says:

    Hope Bogdanoff don't ruin this money-making method

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Miguel F. Lancha says:

    Oh, man… You kill it in so many fronts! Hilarious details every few seconds! Smart and well grounded

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dave Robins says:

    Omg hilarious you are such a joker I love it 😍 x

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nelster says:

    haha, that bathroom tag is a noice touch.

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Iulian Vizireanu says:

    762 scammers didn’t like this video!😂

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Red Dave says:

    Can't believe only seeing this now. Hilarious video!

  18. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rick Caruso says:

    Another April fool's joke. ,I love it

  19. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars John Adriani says:

    Wow cool stuff… Coole story

  20. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Vava Lakes says:

    YOU ARE AWESOME!!! I'll take 2 DVDs to make double bank!!!

  21. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars EFAL says:

    Is humbled trader a lesbian?

  22. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars EFAL says:

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  23. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Franck C. says:

    OMG! Glad I found that video! Amazing!!!! Good, funny but also educative warning!

  24. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tony & Katya Fawl says:

    Awesome vid, thank you 🙂 🙂

  25. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Stanz Stonz says:

    This is the longest ad ever!!!

  26. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Red Sea Trader says:

    That was awesome 👏🏽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😆🤣!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars vision1707 says:

    OMFG .. this is too hilarious !

  28. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Striding says:

    Next time hire some male dancers haha.

  29. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Richard Arnold says:

    She didn't want to show us her real Lambo, because it's full of purple diamonds, so she had to rent a starter Lambo, as to not show off too much.

  30. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars P L Harvey says:

    😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂PRICELESS 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥

  31. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars vikrant gaur says:

    That's why I subscribed you 🤣🤣🤣👍

  32. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mr G says:

    wtf is her accent fake, in the lambo outtakes she sounded like she had no accent.

  33. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars mohit bharade says:

    for a sec. i am convince to buy your plan.

  34. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars abc123h d says:

    READY TO GET BIGGER YOUR BANK ACCOUNT 💰💵🥶

    BUY BUY BUY!!!!📈💵💵

    No wait.. 📉🙄🤔🧐

    NO DUDE JK SELL SELL!! 😠🤢🤬

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  35. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Manoj Sharma says:

    Ohh! My God, Humble Trader, You did awesome work. Really appreciate..

  36. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Paul says:

    That was so much fun! Good job on this video!

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